Do you abhor/hate
- coffee shops (not our tea kadai. I meant Coffee Day, Barrista, Mocha, Moocha etc)
- the pay and wait scheme followed in places like coffee shops, fast food joints, Sathyam theatre etc?
- ordering starters before lunch/dinner?
- hotels/joints serving chatni and sambar in cups?
- north indies eating thosai, idly and vadai with a spoon?
- wearing collared T-shirts or T-shirts with company logo on Friday?
- people urging others to dance in parties, official and otherwise?
- people who say they drink but who stop with a single blue-colored cocktail?
- going to shopping malls not to shop but "chumma, just like that"?
- brahmin men and women dressing, talking and behaving like North Indies, especially in weddings?
- people who think sex and violence in movies are bad and conversely, any movie without sex and violence is good?
- young urbane men who litter their English sentences liberally with "machaan" and "da", pronouncing them in a totally 'peter' way?
If you answered yes for most of the questions, you are in elite company! We are special